Armor Abs

Once upon a time there was Armor Abs and he was the greatest Armor Abs that ever lived. So he had to pass out because one slapper (a creature that's half human and half shark) swallowed him whole. So there was a little boy who wanted to try his best to find Armor Abs' body. And he climbed the biggest mountain that was where the dark castle which was where Armor Abs lived. So he found his body in the kitchen chair. And took his body to science and lived happily ever after.