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Beowulf's Enemy

Beowulf wasn't really a nice guy. Let's just say he wasn't really a human.
The Beowulf you may have heard about was a good guy, but this is a different story.

"I was the Emperor of Evil, " said Beowulf, "and my enemy is the Grendel Shrendel."
You may have heard of Grendel, but this guy is different. He is half human, half Frankenstein.

They had a war that Grendel Shrendel's dad won. During the war they blasted their powers against each other.

And the good guys lived happily ever after.

Armor Abs

Once upon a time there was Armor Abs and he was the greatest Armor Abs that ever lived. So he had to pass out because one slapper (a creature that's half human and half shark) swallowed him whole. So there was a little boy who wanted to try his best to find Armor Abs' body. And he climbed the biggest mountain that was where the dark castle which was where Armor Abs lived. So he found his body in the kitchen chair. And took his body to science and lived happily ever after.